I think the real question is why should a girl shave, preen and diet herself into oblivion for a guy in sweatpants and a t shirt who hasn’t trimmed his pubes in 3 years
Please stop reblogging this I’m scared a social justice warrior is gonna find it and realise I’m a boy
Honestly the fact that a guy says this is really something to me
And by something I mean it’s fucking attractive every other man on the planet should take notes
I prayed that i wouldnt wake up this morning. Yet here i am. Eugh.
how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep
Men who actively dislike women wearing bright red lipstick are weak and will not survive the winter.
*grabs my own ass* nice
pens full of ink that dont work are the source of my insanity
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.