*grabs my own ass* nice
pens full of ink that dont work are the source of my insanity
If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
i put your name on the bullet
so everyone knows
you were the last thing
that went through my head.
the box says “four servings” but my heart says one
you could take me on a date anywhere and i’d be happy. like it could be the movie theater. or watching a movie at your house. you could take me outside and we could look at clouds or climb trees i do not care as long as we hold hands or something at some point